Vixy's Chix - Coffee First. People Later

Survive the Day with Caffeine and a Healthy Dose of Distrust! ☕️🐔

Let's be honest, sometimes people are just...a lot. But coffee? Coffee is always there for you. This "Coffee First. People Later" Mug perfectly captures the sentiment we all feel deep down before our first cup of joe. Featuring a charming (but slightly cynical) watercolor-style illustration of five caffeinated chicks, this mug is the perfect way to declare your priorities to the world.

Why You Need This Mug (Besides the Obvious):

• Hilariously Relatable: Because sometimes you just need a reminder that coffee comes before everything.

• Charming Chicken Design: A watercolor-style illustration of caffeinated chickens. Adorable, yet subtly threatening.

• High-Quality Ceramic: Made from glossy white ceramic that's both microwave and dishwasher safe. Because you have better things to do than hand-wash a mug. Like drink coffee.

• Holds 11oz of Liquid Sanity: Enough coffee (or tea, we don't judge...much) to get you through that morning meeting.

• Independent Lab Tested: Safety tested to ensure you're not accidentally ingesting anything other than caffeine and bitterness. 😉

More Than Just a Mug, It's a Survival Strategy!

Use this mug to assert your boundaries and signal to the world that you are not a morning person (until you've had your coffee). Perfect for:

• Coffee Addicts

• Introverts

• Sarcastic Souls

• Chicken Enthusiasts

• Anyone Who Needs a Buffer Between Themselves and Humanity

Click "Add to Cart" & Let the Brewing Begin!